Quarters are like gold.
	The only time you dress up is when all your jeans are dirty.
You can write checks for 42 cents.
	Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
Gas money is a great gift.
	You can know everything and fail a test.
You can know nothing and ace a test.
	You'll start taking naps again.
You'll spend Saturday price shopping for Ramen noodles.
	Your parents will become much smarter in the next few years.